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Dear Naughty and Nice-
Why don’t women sleep with everyone they want to? Do they wait out of shame? Are they afraid to be labeled? If I want to hook up with a hot chick, I have no problem, why do women?
Sincerely, Sleeps Around

Dear Sleeps Around-
Women don’t have a “problem”, we have “reasons”:
On a medical level: we’re letting you come into our house – a man enters and leaves us little gifts: yeast infections, potential babies, STD’s. Yes, there are condoms, but they sometimes break just like hearts. Also, bonding chemicals release in our brains when we orgasm. Evolution chose this, not us. We don’t want to get attached to someone who’s had his fun and is ready to run. Ever hear of a crazy ex-girlfriend? Guess who makes us crazy?
On a moral level: we’re still a puritanical society. We judge ourselves, we judge others, we judge the way others judge us. Men sleep around and are “Bachelors,” women who do are "Sluts.” And while men want to sleep with a woman with experience, he’s hesitant to marry that woman.
On a final level: we don’t want to sleep with you as often as you think we do. There aren’t that many good guys; so even though you may want to sleep with us, we often don’t give you a second thought. So, maybe we DO sleep with whoever the hell we want to; maybe it’s just not YOU.
-NICE

Dear Sleeps Around,
I’m gonna have to go with Nice on this one: 1970 called, they want you back. It's called STDs, ever heard of them? And may I recommend you make a trip to the clinic today. Just know this; when a girl says no, she not saying "I don't love sex, I’m not horny," she’s really saying, “I got to get out of here and get to my vibrator before I explode!"
-NAUGHTY